Despite being the star of the one of the shittiest television shows ever made (Walker Texas Ranger), Chuck Norris is undeniabley a badass. Or perhaps, the idea of Chuck Norris is more badass than him personally. For example, here are some commonly known facts about the fellow:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its' descendants are now known as giraffes. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages. There was no Big Bang, Chuck Norris just round-house kicked the center of the universe.
With a resume like that, all the other "badasses" I've talked about can't really compare to Chucky.
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