This is Sean Connery, and he'll beat you till you love him.
Greetings, I'd like to introduce you a man above men. A man whose swag can be smelt from China and whose chest hair is actually barbed wire. A man that has a bronze statue of himself in the capitol city of Estonia. A man that makes William Wallace look like a total wiener.
Scotland gets some serious points for producing this fellow. Sean Connery is a homie, ladies want him and guys want to be him. Why is Sean Connery a badass you might ask? Well, here are a few reasons:
1. His scottish accent is super kewl
2. He wears short shorts like a boss
3. He's super dank at karate
4. This picture ------->
In the past, Seany took a little heat for his comments in an interview with Barbara Walters. He stated that he possesed the right to hit his wife after a heated altercation, and defended his opinion on national television. Now I'm not going to go ahead and agree with him, but I do respect the fact that he had enough balls to defend a super controversial statement and hold close to his opinions.
Recently, Sean Connery has been working on moon exploration and one day plans to colonize both the moon and outerspace with millions of his spawn. I'll be sure to keep you updated on his progress.
Peaceos Denicoes
Zardoz- maybe the most ridiculous movie I've ever seen. I still love Sean Connery though and yes WHAT a badass.
ReplyDeleteI'm one of those people who took HUGE offense to his statement that maybe some women wanted to be hit (words to that effect) in the interview. Since then, I've never gone to a single SC movie and I was a huge fan before that. Not a badass, just an a--!
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